Mr.Math+vs.+Mr.Science

Mr. Math VS MR. SCIENCE BY: Danny Field

Hey kids I am Mr. Math, some people don’t like math. Do you like math? I like math. It is easy if you try,but there is a evil science guy. His name is Mr. Science. Mr. Science is mean and nasty, I always wonder why he is so mean and nasty? Mr. Science makes kids do hard projects when the kids are only in 3 rd grade. He makes the kids dissect frogs. I think he is so mean and nasty because he does not have friend. That is probably why he is so mean and nasty. .



Hey kids enough talking about Mr. Science. Lets talk about word problems. How many of you don't like word problems? When I was little like you guys I did not like word problems either.

When I was a kid like you my teacher taught me a strategy to beat the word problem. He told me to under line the words that you need the most. Then I became a word problem master. You may have a different strategy for word problems. But I like this one. Try this word problem: I have 3 apples. I gave my friend 2. How many do I have? You would have 1.

Are you bad with fractions? Well if you are that can change. Here try this 5 ½ - 4 ½. The answer is 1. Lets go back to Mr. Science. I think I am going to ask if he wants a friend. “ Hey Mr. Science do you want a friend?”

“I had never had a friend before.” “That's why I am asking you. So do you want to be friends?” “But last time I had a friend he had lied to me and be came a billionaire.

don't know if I can trust anyone.” “Well you can trust me.” “Ok.” “Know the we are friends lets put math and science together.” “Lets do it.” Then they became friends and put math and science together. So remember help each other and have fun with math.