The+Two+Day+Monster!!!

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=The Two Day Monster!!! =

By: Naymarie!!
I’m Abby Slider. This is my journal. There better be a good reason why you are reading my journal. But I’ll let it slide… So this past week I have been hearing some weird sounds almost like counting!!! It was like 2, 5, 7, and other numbers! I'm terrified that its gonna come out and eat me!!! OH MY GOSH! But yesterday he didn’t come its like he comes two days every week!!! I forgot to tell you that this, but the monster is named Lenny. I decided to name it since its living under MY bed, in MY house. So Lenny is not here at the moment so me and my mom Jennifer Slider are going to make cookies and brownies!! My mom says that I'm too old to be interested in monsters under my bed. Hey… that’s what she said about the cute boys at school!!!! I'm on to you mom!!  Okay, so I'm observing the noises that Lenny has been making… so far I think he likes the cookies… he's been saying 2, 2, 3, 2… maybe he wants me to do a math problem… I'm about to approach Lenny… 2x3=6? OMG!!! Lenny is going insane in happiness!! I think he loves me!! I don’t know what “rawr” means but I'm sure it means I love you….  Oh my gosh… I hate this dumb monster under my bed! He expects me to use the numbers that he says!!! Wow this puts a subtraction to the two days he's been here!! Something makes me feel like I just did math!!! My mom just got the report card and I got a B- on math?? “huh?” oh my gosh!! Lenny helped me!! That’s weird??  I'm crying!!! Lenny left a note under my bed he's moving to My moms bed!!!! That monster stealer!!! Errgggg!!! I'm gonna get Lenny back!!!  So, today I talked with Lenny and he accepted my apology. Me and him had some brownies and white milk. I'm so happy that me and Lenny can be friends again!!! My mom is at my school trying to figure out if I was cheating on my test… well I Told her but she didn’t listen!!!  So, I took the bus this morning and my friend wanted to know why I Abby Slider, did so great on my test… so she called me a study nerd!!! They threw random multiplication problems!! I had to answer!!! So… I did     Okay so math is so cool now! Watch this!!  2x2=4 5x3=15 8x3=24     See I can do math all thanks to the amazing monster under my bed!! Thank you Lenny!!!  Thanks to Lenny, I can teach younger children multiplication… its really easy, all you do is take one number and add it as much as you do with the other number. Its called repeated addition!!!! Lenny… I’d like to thank you on helping me on my success in math, thanks to you I am the most known person in the 4 th grade!!!
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